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Dave Releases 30 Animal ‘Guides’ And They’re So Ridiculous, They’re Hilarious

The animal kingdom is huge and unless you’re my colleague, Justė, who’s like a walking encyclopedia (seriously, the woman knows everything, point to a random bug on the ground and she’ll tell you all about its ancestors a million years ago), it’s impossible to know everything about it. So, to broaden your understanding of the beings we share Earth with, UK TV channel Dave launched an online campaign titled What the bloody hell is a … ?

During it, the channel shared pictures of various animals along with some of their defining characteristics. And yes, the descriptions aren’t completely legit. Well, actually, they’re almost pure fiction. But they’re so ridiculous, they’re kinda genius. Continue scrolling and you’ll understand what I mean.

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nanashi 3 days ago5 out of 6 of this is me, therefore I am a penguin.

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Launched in 1998, Dave uses its social media to create absolute nonsense. Like their animal guides. “It’s always good to learn new things about the natural world, even if the facts aren’t always 100% true,” a Dave spokesperson told Bored Panda.

Usually, the channel’s social media team comes up with the ideas for such campaigns. “We use our Facebook page, Instagram and Twitter to promote our TV shows, but we also like to make content to make our followers laugh as they are checking their newsfeeds!” the spokesperson said.

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Slinkman 3 days agoSeagulls are flying artillery with poop canons.

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There isn’t really a scheme behind how the channel communicates with their viewers online as they usually simply go with the flow. “We just see how we are feeling that day, to be honest! It could be something in the news or just something that springs to mind, there is no rhyme or reason to it!

However, if you’d also like to go through some actual animal trivia, fire up Bored Panda‘s earlier articles called 42 Interesting Animal Facts That You Can Throw Out In Casual Conversations, 30 Happy Animal Facts That Will Make You Smile, and 30 Weird Animal Facts They Didn’t Teach You In School.

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Hans 3 days agoSuirrel out of a duck? No, a mouse with wings. “Fledermaus” in German, i.e. Fluttermouse.

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Monday 3 days agoThey will also kick the shit out of you if given half a chance.

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J. Peterman 2 days agoLast one: so you’re saying otters have sense?

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Christopher Hughes 2 days agoi also can live up to 300 hundred years if i don’t die first 😉

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Monday 3 days agoCome to me my sheeplings!!

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Chancey 2 days ago“Stuff a duck full of America” is the best description ever!!!

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 2 days agoThe Queen owns all The swans in England.

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Christopher Hughes 2 days agoPoints for accuracy. scary devils them.

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Norma 2 days agoLlama bean!! Squeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

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Erika Jones 2 days agoThe smallest horse ever actually just really far away – LOL!!

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Erika Jones 2 days agoThe last one – haha!

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Ilona 2 days agoFun fact: In Dutch, the word for squirrel (eekhoorn) differs only 1 letter from the word for unicorn (eenhoorn). Therefore, squirrels are 95% as magical als unicorns. People have occasionally spotted rainbow farts coming from squirrels.

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Carol Emory 2 days agoA parrot being hoovered…that’s hilarious.

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tuzdayschild 2 days agoWow, I have that same water allergy.

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Monday 3 days agoDamn that anti-laser eyes law of 1990….

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Chancey 2 days agoOpossum on a half shell!

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Christopher Hughes 2 days agoGod save the queens, she’s our only hope. I mean, we can’t use tea, it’d be against our nature, not proper at all!

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Wavehopper 3 days agoThe correct term is “Danger Noodle”

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Slinkman 3 days agoAnd Even a grown man with u huge hat and a dog with a weird little laugh in a racecar can’t catch it.

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Christopher Hughes 2 days agohow many times have you tried? any less then 57 and you’re bound to fail…

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Indra Servo 3 days ago1 of 2 animals that can defeat Australia

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Norma 2 days agoand they don’t care…

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Daniel Mason 2 days agoWater pheasant

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Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 2 days agoThe oldest dolphin ever died. I can’t wrap my head around what this means.

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Erin 2 days agoWhat is the exact number of eels that you can tie in a knot and stay in the aquarium? Asking for a friend with tickets to the aquarium this weekend.

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