As a writer and a filmmaker, I like to get away from the computer each day and make something with my hands. So I get a big piece of cardboard, draw something, cut it out fast with a knife and scissors, then go pose with it at sunset. I call them Sunset Selfies. Each one comes with a caption that makes them more like single-panel cartoons, and I hope you like them. See you at sunset!
For more of my work, check out my previous post with pandemic humor here and some of my older artwork here, here, and here.
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Hey! Who took a bite of my apple?” I asked the three Presidents.“I can not tell a lie,” George said. “I did not do it.” “They don’t call me ‘Honest Abe’ for nothing,” Abraham said. “I didn’t do it either.” Then it was Donald’s turn. He swallowed what was in his mouth and simply said, “Obama!”
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Jasmina Pavlovic3 days ago
Best one … the text is great!!! Made my day!
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The Glide
Some moments are beyond words.
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Camilla Gonzales3 days ago
D A N G9ReplyView more comments#3
The Iron Giant
When we really need one, there’s nothing better than a strong friend to lean on. Someone who’ll just stand there and listen. Like a giant robot.
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ArhomR3 days ago
No argument here.4ReplyView more comments#4
The Hike
“Look at us,” I said. “We’re lost in the woods. It’s almost dark. Whose idea was it to take this stupid hike anyway?”
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Why?4 days ago
When you’re about to give someone a shock of static electricity.6ReplyView more commentshttps://ea97f01d4fb6ebb1563537ff5941a961.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-37/html/container.html#5
The Helpful Local
I almost never ask for directions. But when I finally admitted I was lost to a local down on the beach, he actually offered to give me a ride.
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Andrew Gibb3 days ago
Jaws is explaining that he sometimes eats people by accident- they look like seals from below.2ReplyView more comments#6
The Tour
When Impala Safari promises “Up Close Nature Tours,” they are not kidding.
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manon M3 days ago
Ahah best caption 
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The Incredible Hulk
“There’s more racism over there,” I said. “Hulk smash!” The Hulk replied.
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Finch3 days ago
Hulk has a lot of smashing to do to get rid of the hate in the world. Hulk is awesome!13ReplyView more comments#8
The Rescue
I didn’t ask how she got the plastic six-pack holder stuck around her neck. I was just happy to help.
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Monika Soffronow3 days ago
We can all help: tell every company that still uses these plastic packaging death contraptions that you will stay away from their products until they begin using eco-friendly, less harmful (and. let’s face it: totally unnecessary!) packaging materials. Easy-peasy.10ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#9
The Realization
I’d never really given it much thought… but tonight, as my brothers chirped on and on about their favorite kind of worm and my sisters pecked mites out of their feathers, the idea occurred to me that perhaps I’d been adopted.
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Sittin’ in the evenin’ sun / I’ll be sittin’ when the mornin’ comes / Watchin’ the clouds roll in / Then I watch ’em roll away again /// I’m sittin’ on the line in the sky / Watchin’ the clouds, way up high / I’m sittin’ on the line in the sky / Wastin’ time …11ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#10
The Dog House
You know when you imagine someone else’s life is more comfortable than it actually is? Yeah, that’s how I felt up there on that doghouse.
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Finch3 days ago
Love anything Snoopy. This is great!8ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#11
The Miscalculation
Shadow thought she could jump across the canyon. I didn’t think she could make it. Then she tried. Unfortunately, I was right.
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Camilla Gonzales3 days ago
These photos are so amazing! And I love the literature references!11ReplyView more comments#12
The Hunting Party
When I was asked to go duck hunting, this is not at all what I expected.
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Hunter2 days ago
ITS RABBIT SEASON6ReplyView more comments#13
The Abduction
Of all the days to take my cow for a ride, I had to choose this one.
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Camilla Gonzales3 days ago
How is this not the top one? It’s so magical!9ReplyView more comments#14
The Coyote
True friends stay beside us when times get tough.
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RitaGG3 days ago
Awwww, this one is so sweet!5ReplyView more comments#15
At a moment when violence and deep hatred is literally burning across our country, I offer this image as a call for peace and a prayer that one day every black boy and girl will be able to grow up in the United States with respect, opportunity and safety.
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ArhomR3 days ago
Beautiful in every way. Thank you.6ReplyView more comments#16
The Cannonball
You know that expression: Look before you leap? Yeah, maybe a quick peek isn’t a bad idea.
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Camilla Gonzales3 days ago
Can we take a moment to appreciate the photoshop in this though7ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#17
The Hatch
It was such an honor to be in the field as the turtledoves were hatching.
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O Jackson1 day ago
Aww, so cute! 
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The Disappointment
“Are you the great and powerful Genie?” “No. Sorry, love. I’m the cleaning lady. Just tidying up between renters.”
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ArhomR3 days ago
That’s Genny the genie. She’s a clean up artist.6ReplyView more comments#19
Medical professionals think heat may weaken the virus, so I’m keeping my dragon close.
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Laugh or not3 days ago
Me too. Always keep your dragon close, they like to cuddle.6ReplyView more comments#20
The Baby
“Okay, little guy. You can do it. Just one word and you get the treat. Can you say: John? Jaaawwwn.”
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ArhomR3 days ago
Lizard says: nawww!2ReplyView more comments#21
The Ride
“Are you ready to switch yet? I think I’ve had just about enough of the milk crate.”
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Miss Cris2 days ago
E.T. ♥️
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The Date
I offered to drive to the restaurant, but Supergirl said she knew a shortcut.
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Mya Lugar3 days ago
She’s giving him a ‘leg up”.4ReplyView more comments#23
The Honeymoon
After the wedding, I had no idea how I was going to satisfy Queen Kong, but sometimes… you just need to dive right in and see what happens.
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Mya Lugar3 days ago
You can count on some monkey business, but I guess he found his prime mate!9ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#24
“Are you coming for me?” I asked Death. “Is it because of the virus?” “Oh, no,” Death replied. “I just thought I’d trim these bushes.”
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ArhomR3 days ago(edited)
Stand 6 feet apart.6ReplyView more comments#25
The Alien
“Do NOT take me to your leader,” the martian said. “Yeah. Good call,” I agreed. “He’s not so big on illegal aliens.”
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ArhomR3 days ago
Bawhahahaha!7ReplyView more commentshttps://ea97f01d4fb6ebb1563537ff5941a961.safeframe.googlesyndication.com/safeframe/1-0-37/html/container.html#26
It was one of the most beautiful sunsets I’d ever seen, but the little penguin on my shoulder just kept talking about sardines, sardines, sardines.
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Kimberley Thomas2 days ago
very pretty sunset1ReplyView more comments#27
The Law
After the strict leash law went into effect, things got a little weird between Goofy and me.
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ArhomR3 days ago
I can understand why.3ReplyView more comments#28
“Do you think we’re praying for the same thing?” I asked the mantis. “Probably not,” the mantis replied. “Why? What are you praying for?” I asked. “Fat juicy aphids on the rose bushes,” the mantis admitted. “Yeah, probably not,” I said.
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Finch3 days ago
Praying with the praying mantis…very respectful.6ReplyView more comments#29
They call it a Mer-tini. Or a Mer-garita. Something like that. And while it’s a fun novelty for summer, I’m not sure exactly how to drink it.
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Monika Soffronow3 days ago
I think that someone could be very upset in your stomach!2Reply#30
Centaurs are majestic creatures. Half horse on the bottom, half man on the top. But Ruatnecs are… less noble, to put it mildly. And they definitely need to wear pants when they’re out of the corral.
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ArhomR3 days ago
Aw, go on. He’s just horsing around.4ReplyView more comments
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John is an Emmy award-winning television producer and writer. His memoir, WIDE OPEN WORLD, was published by Random House and covers the six months he spent with his family, volunteering their way around the world. His “Sunset Selfies” have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India. You can see his complete collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies Read more »
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