While Being Horrible And Hilarious At The Same Time, These 20 Reviews Of Haribo Gummy Bears On Amazon Are Leaving People In Tears Of Laughter

One of the worst days of my life,” “help me,” “The horror at 30,000 feet!” Taken out of their original context, these phrases might sound scary. Terrifying, even. However, you all know that it’s all about the context, and in this case, it’s actually a pretty hilarious one.

Long story short, turns out that sugar-free gummies will most probably send you rushing to the bathroom. It’s all because of the innocent-sounding sugar alcohol called maltitol, which is found in the ingredient called lycasin. Apparently, Haribo sugarless gummy bears are no exception when it comes to sugar alcohol, and boy, what a wild ride the Amazon review section for the gummies is. For this list, we recommend you put away snacks and drinks because your appetite will probably be ruined in no time. Scroll down below to read the hilariously awful experiences people had with sugar-free Haribo gummies and vote for the ones that made you laugh!

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Lisa Anne1 day ago

Seriously… You are a helluva storyteller24ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#2 

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Tahani1 day ago

I think we all know some folk who could use a bag of those then…….13ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#3 

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yes.22 hours ago

THis should be the first one lol10ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#4 

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David Kohn1 day ago


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Hilary Mol1 day ago

People due for a colonoscopy might find these preferable to the gallon of liquid glorp they would otherwise have to drink. Either way, good luck if there’s only one bathroom in the house and more than one person.14ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#6 

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TheReader191 day ago

Short and to the point😂16ReplyView more comments#7 

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Tahani1 day ago

Snort!8ReplyView more comments#8 

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm20 hours ago(edited)

Please tell me you slipped a couple gummies to Dr. Hanson7ReplyView More Replies…View more comments


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Night Owl10 hours ago

That was an evil Santa3ReplyView more comments#10 

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Fernleaf650510 hours ago

💀aahh2ReplyView more comments#11 

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David Kohn1 day ago

lol6ReplyView more comments#12 

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Sharon Hyatt20 hours ago

If those confections are so potent, why are they being sold…if no warning accompanies them…….. if intended consumers are likely to be children, it could be serious for them if they should eat more than a couple…… what child would pig out on gummy bears regardless of sweetener…… we now know some adults have . . . . . . .5ReplyView more comments#13 

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm20 hours ago

Porcelain throne!! I’m never using the term ‘toilet’ again5ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#14 

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Fernleaf650510 hours ago

but why tho… WHY?????1Reply#15 

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BIG FOOT22 hours ago

Pun intened5Reply#16 

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Fernleaf650510 hours ago(edited)

maybe… just maybe… for your sister… when she gets too annoying of course.1Reply#17 

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Eva the Ravenclaw Bookworm19 hours ago

Evil. He puts Fred and George to shame5ReplyView More Replies…View more comments#19 

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Fernleaf650510 hours ago

forever~2ReplyView more comments#20 

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Andres Tejeda1 day ago

Sounds like a shitty situation.10ReplyView More Replies…View more comments

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